Monday, 31 October 2011

Halloween Madness

Heidi Klum

Ice T and Coco
Halloween is a holiday celebrated on the night of October 31..The festival of Samhain is a celebration of the end of the harvest season in Gaelic culture. Samhain was a time used by the ancient pagans to take stock of supplies and prepare for winter. The ancient Gaels believed that on October 31, the boundaries between the worlds of the living and the dead overlapped and the deceased would come back to life and cause havoc such as sickness or damaged crops.Masks and consumes were worn in an attempt to mimic the evil spirits or appease them. Evil Spirits ke?! I reserve my comment!!!!!

Thursday, 27 October 2011

Danger '27'

Amy Winehouse (14  September 1983-23 July 2011).
Cause of death- Alcohol Poisoning  (Yeah Right!)

 Heath Ledger (4 April 1979 – 22 January 2008)
Cause of Death - Toxic combination of Prescription drugs (Abegi..Grammar)!

Jim Morrison (December 8, 1943 – July 3, 1971)
Cause of Death - Still Unknown
(End of Discussion)

Have y'all noticed 27 is fast becoming a danger number in terms of age in Hollywood. My 'Nnkan Nbe like' mind did some snooting around (or better still, lazying around) and discovered this 27 phenomenon. Check out these Hollywood stars who died mysteriously at 27, though the investigations claim suicide...overdose...blah blah blah.
 I'm Nigerian and I'm sticking to-'Aiye' hand dey there. For more of this scary sh*t, check out vigilant citizen or sumfin.*lips sealed*

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Diary of a Young Nigerian Virgin

14th October 2004 6:21pm

Dear Diary,

Dada came today and  he was like he wants to do it with me. We are still too young, I'm just 16 and he 17, so why the hurry and what if he doesn't marry me? Sex means a lot to me and I don't just mean its sacred nature but also the dignity issue involved in it. I'm no feminist but I just can't imagine a guy humping and grunting on me only for us to break up at the end of the day with my dignity shattered totally. Eeeeew!
 I was actually impressed when he said it. I don't like shy guys. I like guys that say what they want upfront. 
Okay, so its not  as if I don't want to do it with him too(who am I kidding?!Its not as if he's ever gonna see this diary anyways)Okay so thats a big lie, I actually don't want to do anything with him because I feel totally nothing when we are kissing. All I just think of is the amount of spit I'm guzzling into my system. As if that's not bad enough he went to the chest area today. 'Oh Boy! Please just stop, this is not cool', but I really couldn't say it out loud. The thing with me is that I am too much of a people pleaser even to my own detriment. Well, miss nice gal or not, I'm gonna make sure this is the first and the last time he goes below my face.
 My lips still hurts from his teeth marks. Mummy saw it today and asked why my lips were swollen, and I said to myself,' You really don't want to know'. 'Nothing', I replied and quickly ran to my room before she notices the two missing buttons of my blouse.
 Mothers!They are so clueless!