Rated 21+

I think birthdays are overrated. 

Birthdays just remind you of how close you are to death or reminds you to count the lines etched deep within your eye area...(Mayday! Mayday!! Crows feet alert). I used to be so excited about my birthdays until I was 21. Oh lord, it sucks so hard now ('xcuze my french). Most times I look at older people and wonder: 'Oh Gollies! Someday imma look like this!'*hyperventilating* A friend once asked me why I never smile in pictures and my response was that I look better frowning or pouting (in a cute baby-ish way not that annoying trying-to-form-tush-babe kinda pout you find unilag girls doing  these days *rme* in actual fact, the truth is I don't smile in my pictures and even in real life because it just makes the lines more visible and hastens the dreadful inevitability of the ugly claws of crows feet *shudders* call me shallow or vain if you will but I don't want no crows feet or silly age lines on my face or ANY PART OF MY BODY (takes a deep breath...madam calm down and stop shouting...) until maybe...errr...I'm 78. I tell everyone who cares to listen that I love Joan Rivers, for Pete's sake, that chic is 80 and she looks fab (okay not without make up though and minus the Jackson nose, Travolta brows, the 'Joker's' permanent grin...and overspent eyebrow lifts!) Yeah, all thanks to plastic surgery but c'mon her Surgeon is doing a great job, let's give her credit for that, after all some people can't rock surgery, botox as well as she can. Nicole Kidman is  just in her mid 40's and she always looks like a white cat trying to smile. 

Okay so that's about it about 'happy' birthdays and by the way I went clubbing with Hawkeye (if you didn't get that, smh for you, olodo rabata. If you did, cyber high5 Genius*wink*)

So, I have recently been MIA on my guilty pleasure blogs, my crazy obsession with E!, my own blog, my gossip girl mode activation (always knowing secrets of everyone *whew* I've gat a truckload of 'em in my medulla oblongata I think imma start spilling soon..) and plenty other things I can remember but can't include because family and friends read this blog *grin* but I think I'm back now, fully invigorated. My busy body mode is back, and I am ready for action no more dulling. 

So until you read from me next time, I remain that girl not even the least bit interested in fitting in. 

Cheers

P.S. Sorry the mid life crisis rantings above, na old age  dey worry me.

P.P.S Okay no apologies...every girl wants to remain 21 forever abi?!

P.P.P.S to P.S err...I'm still young o, I meant 'old age wey dey beckon' #okbye

                         Absolutely Stunning!

 

 Joan & Melissa Rivers

 Not so stunning:(

Blast From A Writer's (that's me*tongue out*) Past

*Picks up pen*

*drops pen*

*chews finger nails*

*remembers ‘I shouldn’t be biting my nails’ as per New Year resolution tinz ;)*

*abruptly quit chewing nails*

*picks up pen again*

*doodles ‘thor’ on the blank sheet’* see picture below for reference *pops collar humbly* ‘I know it’s fine…thank you!’

*admires work*

*drops pen again*

*picks up TV switch*

*flip stations* Soundcity…Oh Some nights! *chews mouth sings along*

‘..but I still wake up, I still see her ghost.  Lord I’m still not sure what I stand for…what do I stand for…what do I stand for...most nights I don’t know oo…’

Mscheww…hian! abeg I know what I stand for oh(somehow)…the Word I speak is Life and Spirit… *changes station with immediate alacrity*

*flips station*MMPremier…'Love and Other Drugs'…see these ones kissing like it's going out of fashion. Haba! These oyinbo films sef...If they don't kiss, shey the movie won't sell ni!? *rme* Chill oh, did I just see Anne Hathaway's boobs?!0_0

*flips stations and adjusts halo(Omo Jesu like me hehee)* One Gospel…hmmm…Na Big Momma be dis?! bet fat people can sing sha…what language she dey use sing sef?...

*picks up pen...again*

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So this is me struggling to write something, anything…

I have thousand of things to blog about but I don’t really know how to articulate them or maybe I just don’t want to share (yeah I’m selfish like that *big grin*)….kidding! I would definitely share when the time is right. Meanwhile, I was doing some digging up when I stumbled on this stuff I jotted from a book or something few years back. They make so much sense now than then. Hope they do to you too!

• ‘Deep within a man dwell those slumbering powers, powers that would astonish him, which he never dreamed of possessing; forces that would revolutionize his life if aroused and put into action’.
• ‘Determination remains the wake up call to human will’.
• ‘If you can change seeing, you can change being’.
• ‘One hour in the presence of God will reveal any flaw in your most carefully laid plan’.
• ‘Prosperity is simply having enough of God’s provision to complete His instructions for your life’.
• ‘Marrying a woman because of her beauty is like buying a house because of its paint. When crisis comes, it’s not the container but the content that reacts’.
• ‘If you have a great passion towards something do not let or never allow your love life becloud or suppress your passion, unless you are sure that your man/woman is really interested in your pursuit, else, the one thou lovest now, thou shalt hate later’.
• ‘Think of the best, but always prepare for the worst’.  (I formulated this one; it’s my way of never getting disappointed or overly distraught by anything or anyone*big grin*)

My Doodle...lool! Hammer of life

Happy New Year beautiful people, have a splendid one! Mwwahhh

Diary of a Young Nigerian Virgin

May 23 2005
On my bed...

Dear diary,

Hey I'm 18 today(dancing to Ciara's 1,2 step). My life couldn't be better mehn. I have a boyfriend, I'm in school (though not reading the course I've always dreamt of but I dey shool sha), my life is absolutely rosy and yeah I'm still a virgin. So I thought of doing something today. I want to write a letter to my future self. Let's say err..mm okay...me in like 10 years time. So here goes (I'm so excited)

Dear Aunty Me (psych..*giggling* Ok seriously),

Hi, this is 18 year old tiny me. I'm sure you are smiling reading this letter and wondering how cute or incorrigible or perhaps jobless you were when you were younger. Well I actually am jobless, a little bit incorrigible and very cute. I sleep like a log and stab lectures like an angry wife would her abusive husband. I eat like a mosquito and I've lost so much weight. My once upon a time big bosom have somehow disappeared with my weight and I still don't have large hips, my hips are as narrow as the road to heaven. So that is how I look like now, but to make it easier for you,I would definitely take photo with Ugo outside before I leave the hall so that you can see how you looked when you clocked 18! 

So how am I doing? Do I have hips now? Are my breasts bigger? Who is your husband? I hope you really love him? What about the kids? How many do you have now? Remember we've or I or you ( anyone jare) always wanted four children, 2 boys and 2 girls. Is Dada the lucky hubby? Ohhh how I wish I could time travel and quickly have a look at the future. Ok so that's why you are there, no hurries I guess.

Now the main gist. How was the sex? As in the wedding night? Did you see the moon and stars or fireworks?! Ooohlalala...oh bwoi I hope the wait was worth it ooo because I'm going through a lot of stress and mockery keeping it here (well you know that already). Yesterday, Moni and Hajarat were gisting about their bfs and how they do it and stuff and they were expecting me to contribute but I just shrugged and walked away. Thank God for Dada sha. Dude is realllyyy understanding and I think it helps that we are miles apart. 

How about work? Hope you are now a popular TV personality and column writer in a fashion magazine? Do you grace red carpets with your unconventional style and earn the top spots on best dressed lists? Did you travel to Dubai at last for that Aladdinish holiday I've always craved for? I hope the answer is yes oo? What about that dream car, that fine Mercedes Benz jeep ride? I hope you've been answering yes all through if not, what have you been doing? What did you do for the past last 10 years, were you sleeping all through, or frozen in a special time machine that just recently defrosted you? 

Oh yeah!Church? Are you now a teenage church pastor? Do you counsel single ladies in relationships? Are you sure of being rapture-able now? I did the bible reading in church at home last month and I felt so comfortable on the pulpit, that is where I ought to be and I hope you've made that dream come through? 

Are you still friends with Ireti, Moni, Hajara, Peju, Lanre, Bola, Chinenye? how are they now? I'm sure they are married to and living fulfilled lives. though I suspect that Hajara to be NFA at times. The chic is gonna be comfortable being a trophy wife. Well na she sabi, that's an ambition too, at least technically speaking.

How is Nigeria? Is Obasanjo still the president? Or is a youth leading us now? Do we now have stable electricity..water..? Do we now have good roads and are we now a financially stable economy? (and yeah is coke now N100?)Remember we used to joke about you being the first female president? Hahahaha dream on dear. I know you're not yet, maybe 10 years from now (as in counting down from your own time).

I'm sure you are tired now as per busy rich career woman,mother and wifey level thingies, so let me drop my pen here. I hope you answered yes to all my questions because they are just the basic ones if not be sad, be very sad. In fact forget you saw 'if not' because I trust you. I never disappoint. You never disappoint, we never disappoint. 

Regards to the kids and husband. Tell them I've always loved them and I still pray for them to be the best-est!

Yours, Plenty Wet Kisses

Me.You.We

N.B- Hope you've stopped chewing your nails and tongue too?!

So that's it. I hope me in ten years time get to respond to this someday with a smile on my face on not tears dropping down on the sheets. Time to get dressed for classes. It's gonna be a beautiful day. Gist ya later!

So You Think You Can...MARRY

I really don't know how to put all my thoughts into writing at the moment but I will try my best to shed some light on this issue.

In the beginning, there was sex...

Adam and Eve got married in the garden of Eden with God being the witness, best man and even best lady. He created Adam from the soil and Eve from and for Adam. So before, we talk about sex let's first talk about the perfect marriage

The Perfect Marriage

It is over confidence, because God's grace is sufficient!

By perfect marriage, I don't mean, the marriage without challenges. I'm referring to the marriage preordained by God. Stamped and posted by the most Ultimate. God made Eve for Adam because he was alone and needed a partner. Adam was the alpha male then, he had a job, he was the boss, had a home and was ready to have a partner. So as a woman, you cannot just settle for anybody without  first seeking God's consent and approval. 'God, is this my Adam or Eve?' I have written a post about some basic steps to take before saying 'I do' check here but I didn't really hit the 'nails' on the head then.

Please and please I beg you, you have to be perfectly sure about your future partner before you take the huge step of marriage. Pray and fast, then pray and fast again until you are sure. Meet with your pastor, or mentor to seek for guidance and counselling. Ask yourself these questions:

• Do I want to get married?
• Am I ready to get married?
• Do I love him/her?
• Is God saying yes?
• Do my people love him/her?
• Am I ready to be selfless?
• Can I take care of a  home?
• Am I sure or is this a 'maybe'?

If you can answer a good resounding YES and AMEN to all of the above then you're good to go, if not then take some chill pills because you're not ready mister. You are 34 doesn't mean you're mature enough to handle the duress of marriage. Nopes miss, no!

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe you have to know your partner well enough before you get married. Even if you date for ten years, there will still be some hidden traits patiently waiting to erupt in your marital home, so forget the knowing your partner well enough-ish! Adam didn't have to court Eve or 'know her well enough' before he said:  'at last here is my own kind-bone taken from my bone, and flesh from my flesh-Gen2:23. Do you want to know why? Because God was involved. Eve was given to Adam by God. He trusted God and married Eve immediately. Adam didn't say, 'but chill oh! i just met her nah...what if she snores, or she can't 'perform' well (please take note of this part very well because I will be coming back to it in the sex talk). No doubt, Baba God you try oh, the babe set wella but let me study her first ehn biko'.

So what am I saying?! I'm s-a-y-i-n-g all you need for a perfect marriage is a perfect assurance from beyond so if or when your spouse starts messing up you can confidently go on your knees and demand from God to make things right because He told you he/she was yours! 

Devil wants imperfect marriages because a perfect one scares him and I'm sure divorces gives him orgasms! Don't give the devil a chance because you are desperate, because the dude is extra romantic and rich, or because the babe is a perfect size 10 with bootey like that of beyonce's and bosom like Ronke Oshodi Oke! Give God a chance and involve him now now with immediate alacrity, let Him give you  a partner that would help you implement your dreams and make you smile without much ado. 

Does your spouse to be drink or smoke? Clubs or party like there's no tomorrow? Sees no wrong in premarital sex? A Sunday Sunday tonic church goer? Watches porn videos like he's being paid to do it? Facebooks and tweets like there it's going out of vogue? Or chill sef, maybe both of you actually go to these clubs together, dance to the latest lady Gaga's single then quickly go to a dark corner and have a quickie...? If you answered yes to all of these and you see no wrong in them, hehehe*wipes tears from eyes* I laugh hysterically in Zulu!  Good luck to you but when cheating stories starts kindly keep them to yourself. Thank you *rme* 

Sorry folks but there's little or no remedy or solution to cheating spouses, because you probably married the wrong partner in the first instance. The only solution sadly is divorce, or keep exercising patience while praying. If you cheat in return you are only inviting more curses to your home and for God's sake pity your children because they would also share in them. So it's better you avoid it than regret it later. But remember to get the right partner, you have to be the right partner yourself. Work on yourself, read books, read your bible and most importantly PRAY!

To be Continued...

Sex Sells Shit!!!

Hello beautiful people! Been a long while and I sincerely apologize *puppy eye face*. I believe I was either just plain lazy, reading other blogs or had a writers' block (yimu).
I was doing my normal daily aproco, surfing the net and looking for juicy gist, actually gist about Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian' s recently rumored break up when I stumbled upon these advert pictures and I was like, Sweet Macaroni and Cheese! I must share!
Campaigns are getting vulgar and controversial these days and I trust my fellow Naija people, we would soon start copying this balderdash. As an ad freak I understand that we have to think outside the box, in fact think like there's no box but apparently these pictures show no boundaries and move towards profanity. 
At times, I have to do the sign of the cross before watching some music videos because of the dark contents, vulgarity and demonic symbols being used now. Do I have to cover my eyes when I see billboards, or quickly change channels when an advert is about to be shown?! E don tire me oh. Is it not to sell product kwa?! Or am I missing something?!
MTN started with 'Mama na boy' campaign, and even though our fellow feminists noticed the use of "na boy" and critiqued it, MTN still obviously won our hearts and chopped our money seriously (I bought my SIM card 11k which is still peppering me). What about 'Oh Jerry'? Justin Bieber's 'Someday' fragrance campaign nko?! they all did well in the market and are still doing well. 
I think our fellow oyinbo people are overrating this 'sex sells' thingy too much. All I can see in these pictures are homosexuality, nudity,drug addiction and sex orgy, I can't see the campaigns. So the intent for the ad in the first instance is lost. 
It is well o! I drop my pen.

Diary of a Young Nigerian Virgin

November 30, 2004

On my bed, listening to coolfm

Dear Diary,

Hey wassup. Did you miss me?! Well I missed you! I'm so sorry I haven't gisted you about what's been going on. I've been mad busy that's why, that school finally called me so I've been preparing for school (yes school darling! I'm gonna be a uni girl soon) and stuff. Did I gist you about Dada's birthday?! Geez I almost got grounded for life o! So Dada came over to celebrate his birthday with me, fortunately mummy wasn't at home so we had our little party of two at home. I bought him a mug with a cute teddy bear in it for him (don't abuse me o). There were some bottles of teezers at home so we just sat on the couch watching tv, gisting and drinking our teezers when I suddenly heard my name. Shit shit shit!!! 'That's my mum' I said to him as I pushed him towards my big sister's room and told him to hide behind the door. I quickly ran outside noticed his shoes which I quickly flung into the flowers and went with my heart beating voilently to open the gate for my mum. I was surprised she didn't notice my unease. She stepped into the sitting room and noticed the drinks, she went 'ku igbadun' and went into her room to pick up some stuff she forgot. Did I mention that the room Dada was hiding was opposite my mum's? Well it was! So as she stepped out, she noticed the gift on my sister's bed and entered the room. She asked me who had the gift and I told her my sis told me to help her wrap it (I knew I would always become a good liar lawyer someday). She dropped it, and left the room and then home eventually.

I ran to the room and told Dada she had left and boy, was he sweating! Heeyah! Things we do for love shei?! Hahahaha! That's me laughing.

This Down Feeling Though!

The worst feeling you can ever get is what I call the ‘down feeling’. What is the down feeling? This is when you are at your most vulnerable moment. When you reflect on your past and present life and conclude that you are the most miserable person on earth. When you fight your faith, shun the natural urge of strength that comes at this particular period, hate every other person apart from yourself, cry your heart out and at times make decisions that would mar you forever. Become heartless, selfish, nasty, a bully, drug addict, bitter, backslider, grumpy, ill mannered and at times fat. I don’t know if other people have this feeling every once in a while or ways they tackle it but I do know I get this feeling and I’m not proudly saying so. If someone asked me what to do in situations like this I would simply advice the person to curb this feeling with the word of God. But I seem not to apply this to myself. What I do is watch really funny comedies, laugh out loud and byebye, down feeling is gone…temporarily.

The funny aspect of this down moment is that I know the right thing to do. I know down feeling is just a subtle name for depression which in turn is an instrument of the devil which in turn is caused by fear, distrust and anxiety which in turn God hates. In fact it is a sin (perhaps I should put it in my kojo rara list) because distrust and fear disregards faith and without faith it is impossible to please God. Maybe that is what makes it so bitterly sweet. Wallowing in self pity, being an ingrate for being alive, focusing on stuff you don’t have rather than speaking in faith that you shall get them or remembering that all (all not some) things work together for good to them that love God.

Okay seriously people, do you experience this down feeling? Is it normal or just plain abnormal evil? Do strong people go through moments like this or only insecure selfish people? If it is normal, how do you practically curb this in your way? And if it is normal, is it possible to shut out this down feeling forever?

Hope you had a splendid holiday people?! And don’t forget His Grace is sufficient!

Diary of a Young Nigerian Virgin

November 20, 2004 11:23pm. On my bed.
Dear Diary,

What do you define as your first kiss? Is it when someone just plants a kiss on your lips? Or when someone actually kisses you and you feel that sweet tingle down your spine? Or when you kiss someone not because you feel like kissing the person but because you want to kiss the person from the heart? Hmmmm serious talk today ba? Let me tell you the genesis of this kiss theory that has suddenly taken over my thought pattern this evening and to make it worse I'm ovulating so I'm extra hormonal. Crying one moment, laughing later and then extra sensitive another. I tire o. We girls sef we get wahala. So as I was saying, someone asked me(okay 'him',you know nah) if I had ever been kissed and I told him no. After he left, I started thinking about that silly guy who once forcefully stuck his long yellow tongue in my mouth. That mumu guy was supposed to be Idowu's scoper o. That fateful evening, I was going to give mommy food at the shop when he called me. I innocently went to meet him and he started telling me how I looked like Idowu and all sorts of rubbish before I knew it Fiam!his tongue was in my mouth. Sweet diary, I ran out of his ugly office where he sold phones and spat all through the day. So, can I refer to that as a kiss? And no, I didn't tell Idowu. I just pretended nothing happened but kept on bad mouthing the guy to her anytime she talked about him. Pedophile oshi!
Well, whatever joo, it's not as if I love kissing in the first instance (yeah right!) all I know is that my genuine soul tingling, delicious, lovey dovey, spit swapping, tongue stroking kiss is gonna be in front of the altar and my parent would look on and wonder where did she learn that from?!
Good night Diary.

Blogger sentenced to jail!

From his facebook page. 
Maikel Nabil

Choi! Bloggers we should better be careful with what we write or publish. Just heard of this fresh looking Egyptian guy's (26 yr old) 2 yrs sentence to jail and a fine of LE200 for insulting the armed forces,publishing false news and disturbing public security. 
What I feel abourrit? Oh-Oh, now I know those who love me, why should I use Panadol for another man's headache?! Even though minding my business is not exactly my hobby, I choose to this time. Shikena!

5 KOJO RARA...Don't even think abourrit!

There are lots of things I wished I could do but fortunately can't do because they are my personal taboos. Of course,it's not like thunder would strike me dead but I'm trying to be a better Christian and person. Please don't insult me if they sound kinda lame (MOST ACTUALLY ARE!)

Taboo Number 1

Thou shalt not throw the third finger

I wish I could throw the third finger anyhow at anybody or at times the waka sign aka your father aka shege bansa. You know taking a drive and someone just overtakes foolishly, then you just give him/her the finger or a guy just makes a silly comment when strutting by feeling fly and funky...hmmmn cool reaction but EVILLLLLL!!!!!!(I Corin 10:31)

Taboo Number 2

Thou shalt not get wasted and do other things you'll pretend not to remember

After a stressful day at work or lonely night, at times its really tempting to just go to the club some night,get wasted, have a quickie with a random stranger and let your friends carry you home. Hmmmmm, pure EVILLLL!!!!!(Proverbs 23:21)

Taboo Number 3

Thou shalt not stare lustfully at them fine brothers

I try my best possible not to stare at the dark(at times fair), really handsome dudes that sit beside me in a bus or at times church. I try to tell myself that I'm just admiring God's beautifully made creatures but seriously who am I kidding?! These Adam reincarnates can be so tempting, pushing a sister to sin, mschewww. I'm angry sef, why do they have to be so flipping fine?!(Eph 5:3)

Taboo Number 4

Thou shalt not dance to Lady gaga's songs no matter how popular or sweet

Secular songs and I are frenemies. They are not nutritious to my soul yet so pleasurable. Well, I know I'm getting there sha, slowly but steadily walking towards perfection. I really used to like Lady Gaga until she sang Judas, Judas ke. Nobody had to tell me that she and the devil had legally gotten married. The annoying aspect is that this drat song keeps playing in my mind after hearing it by mistake! And yes I love dancing and can really dance gan, so imma just limit my dance (fingers crossed) to God worthy songs.(Ecc 7:5)

Taboo Number 5

Thou shalt not take parents money even though they wouldn't notice

As bad and easy as this seems this is actually the toughest. There are times I get so broke buying latest bbs and weaves and I feel so shy asking my folks for money because I'm working and get paid. So the next easily sinful alternative is quickly fapping that change in momsie's handbag or popsie's code locked (which I decoded. NB not proudly saying o) purse. (Exodus 20:15)

So these are my basic never-do-o! Everybody tends to give themselves a to do list totally forgetting the not-to-do list. It helps try it out.

 Merry Xmas in advance y'all! Lots of lov and kisses...and always remember His Grace is sufficient...mwahhhh

When love is not enough!II - Before you say 'I do'

So it is no news that love is NEVER enough. Most people just enter into marriage claiming they are in love without first thinking of 'for better for worse'. If everyone considered their marital vows before signing the dreaded divorce papers then nobody would be bearing the title, divorcé(e). The rate at which couples get divorced these days is terrifying for those still married and those about to. But trust my Naija peeps nah, that one na tori o, abeg! First get married then bear the cross later,the major thing is the aso ebi and Mr and Mrs (especially Mrs ) title. According to Myles Munroe: 'what keeps a marriage is not love but knowledge'- the ability to live with each other. These days, most about to wed couples are advocating the cohabiting theory. Well, personally I don't really like this idea in fact sef I hate the idea! I strongly believe that the best and only step to take before saying 'I do' is praying. Pray and fast because your life actually depends on it. Talk to your mother about this person, I trust my fellow Naija women, they have special pastors for occasions like this and if you don't have a mother, then talk to your pastor. This is someone you are planning to spend the rest of your life with, you are gonna wake up every morning and see his/her face with dried drool beside his/her mouth, have sleepless night because of his/her loud snores, watch the prized possession which got you attracted to him/her in the first instance loose its elasticity or sag every day and keep up with other really annoying traits for the rest of your LIFE!!! I'm sorry if this sounds like a life sentence (actually it is!) but I'm just trying to emphasize the depths of this institution we call marriage. 

On the brighter side however, you go home and there's always someone waiting for you to wipe your tears, sweat and make you feel alive*winks*, a constant, loyal and faithful companion (ie if you are with the right person o!).

So my dear friends, I don't believe love fades away, but I believe it is not enough to stop your partner from cheating, throwing that bed lamp at you, being impatience at your childlessness, taking sides with your in-laws, constantly nagging, abandoning you, giving you the silent treatment, need I mention more?! What is enough is Grace, the Grace of God!it's always sufficient.And for the married ones, 'A family that prays together, sticks together', might sound like a cliche but oh! it works, keep it in mind!

EVERYONE DESERVING DESERVES A HAPPY ENDING!!!!!!

When love is not enough!

Titi, 23 met Dayo, 25 on Facebook, they set up a date, met and instantly fell in love. Few months into their relationship,they both decided to take a blood genotype test, just to be sure. Well, your guess is as good as mine if you always see the glass as half empty and not half full. They were both AS and had to call it quits. 

They are both still single.

Rita, 20 met Emeka, 29 in the church. Rita was a member of the church choir and often led praises during service. This of course caught the attention and 'attraction' of Emeka. As a sharp Ibo boy he prophesied his love to Rita who within few weeks was swept of her feet by his persistence, charm, good looks and of course, fat bank account totally turning  deaf ears to his really strong Ibo accent. After two months of playing hard to get as per correct   Naija babe mentality she finally succumbed to his woos and eventually said 'I do' with the approval of their pastor (and other means via pictures of Emeka and other prospective suitors). Five years after the marriage, Rita had not gotten pregnant and this caused tension in their home. Emeka started drinking, keeping late nights and flirting around. What finally broke the camel's back was his ultimatum,'thiz year if you don't give me a child consider yaself single!'.

Rita is now back with her parents.

Kenny, 32 met Ruka, 26 in the nightclub. 'What captivated me was her calmness. There was this peacefulness around her amidst the noise', He reminisced. They both exchanged numbers and a relationship ensued thereafter. 

They both really loved each other but there was a BUT! Ruka was a NYMPHO! They had both tried their best trying to cure this ailment, from special deliverance sessions, to white and red candle sessions, to special flogging sessions, to psychological sessions, all to no avail.

They finally broke up after Kenny realized everything else came after sex in Ruka's life, including him.

                                                 to be continued..........