Demi wants to cut Kutcher

So this is the end of the cougar-ish marriage?! And to think that most older women in the same relationship 'situation' were looking up to her. Well, we still have Kourtney Kardashian and Scott, don't we?(ahem...) So what are my views? Well, personally I knew it wouldn't last, come on who are we kidding?! This is not the matter of bad belle or women sef! but it's just the truth. In Nigeria, once you are approaching the 25-ish stage, market don dey finish how much more for 41. Truth be told, Demi Moore is smoking hot (on camera), but we don't see her when she wakes up in the morning. I believe this is just some sort of karma, I didn't like that she divorced Bruce Willis (I love you Bruce, call me!) at all. So tit for tat.
As for Brother Ashton, nobody forced him to get married to Demi in the first instance so I'm really disappointed in him concerning the cheating rumours. If he had simply said, Abeg, I no do again! Good and fine! But cheating? That's just too bad. At least he should have considered his marriage vows, or even the love and respect he once had for her. Shame on you Ashton.
Love is love, regardless of age, looks, money or whatever, but love doesn't keep a marriage(think about this).
Okay, so that brings me to the major gist. I heard that she (Demi) wants to take revenge on Ashton financially. She instructed her lawyers to 'punish him financially'. Ashton earns a whooping 500k pounds per episode on Two and a Half men (even though it double sucks now) and as much as 4m pounds per year as a successful investor in new technological projects, including Skype. Now this is where I'm in full support of Demi. Sharp babe. Your mouth dey there. Leave the vengeance to God, and Ashton's money to your account!

Diary of a Young Nigerian Virgin

Oct 30 2004,!0:00pm. On my bed.

Dear Diary,

Me I'm tired of staying at home oh! I heard Nana is now in University of Abuja while I'm still lounging at home, it's already October, making it the 4th month of staying at home idling away. Hmmn....idle. An idle mind is indeed the devil's work shop...something happened today. I was staying at home jejely watching Teletubbies (what?!I like the programme) when this guy came over, that fine boy I use to eye in my computer school, Chukwudi. Seriously, I don't even know what I even like in him, he has this nasty bow legs and wears glasses as thick as the bottom of solo coke bottle, but he drives me nuts with his voice or maybe its his really light brown eyes, well whatever I sha like him sha. So as I was saying, he came today and brought this film with him. Guess what type of film it was?It was a blue film. You know, before today I used to think blue film was a film with blue pictures just like a black and white film. Naive me!
Okay o, so I played the film, but after seeing its first  few seconds(okay its a lie, first few minutes) content and started feeling really funny and felt Chukwudi's fingers move towards my thighs, I quickly jumped up and told him to leave but without the film.

I'm sleeping 3.00pm tonight. Ciao!

Halloween Madness

Heidi Klum

Ice T and Coco

Halloween is a holiday celebrated on the night of October 31..The festival of Samhain is a celebration of the end of the harvest season in Gaelic culture. Samhain was a time used by the ancient pagans to take stock of supplies and prepare for winter. The ancient Gaels believed that on October 31, the boundaries between the worlds of the living and the dead overlapped and the deceased would come back to life and cause havoc such as sickness or damaged crops.Masks and consumes were worn in an attempt to mimic the evil spirits or appease them. Evil Spirits ke?! I reserve my comment!!!!!

Danger '27'

Amy Winehouse (14  September 1983-23 July 2011).
Cause of death- Alcohol Poisoning  (Yeah Right!)

 Heath Ledger (4 April 1979 – 22 January 2008)
Cause of Death - Toxic combination of Prescription drugs (Abegi..Grammar)!

Jim Morrison (December 8, 1943 – July 3, 1971)
Cause of Death - Still Unknown
(End of Discussion)




Have y'all noticed 27 is fast becoming a danger number in terms of age in Hollywood. My 'Nnkan Nbe like' mind did some snooting around (or better still, lazying around) and discovered this 27 phenomenon. Check out these Hollywood stars who died mysteriously at 27, though the investigations claim suicide...overdose...blah blah blah.
 I'm Nigerian and I'm sticking to-'Aiye' hand dey there. For more of this scary sh*t, check out vigilant citizen or sumfin.*lips sealed*

Diary of a Young Nigerian Virgin

14th October 2004 6:21pm

Dear Diary,

Dada came today and  he was like he wants to do it with me. We are still too young, I'm just 16 and he 17, so why the hurry and what if he doesn't marry me? Sex means a lot to me and I don't just mean its sacred nature but also the dignity issue involved in it. I'm no feminist but I just can't imagine a guy humping and grunting on me only for us to break up at the end of the day with my dignity shattered totally. Eeeeew!

 I was actually impressed when he said it. I don't like shy guys. I like guys that say what they want upfront. 

Okay, so its not  as if I don't want to do it with him too(who am I kidding?!Its not as if he's ever gonna see this diary anyways)Okay so thats a big lie, I actually don't want to do anything with him because I feel totally nothing when we are kissing. All I just think of is the amount of spit I'm guzzling into my system. As if that's not bad enough he went to the chest area today. 'Oh Boy! Please just stop, this is not cool', but I really couldn't say it out loud. The thing with me is that I am too much of a people pleaser even to my own detriment. Well, miss nice gal or not, I'm gonna make sure this is the first and the last time he goes below my face.

Ouch!

 My lips still hurts from his teeth marks. Mummy saw it today and asked why my lips were swollen, and I said to myself,' You really don't want to know'. 'Nothing', I replied and quickly ran to my room before she notices the two missing buttons of my blouse.

 Mothers!They are so clueless!